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This is my first entry. The date is November 29, 2020. If you are an alien and you are reading this in the future, I'd like you to know that humans on planet earth are currently suffering a corona virus pandemic. I am quarantined in my home and I’ve run out of toilet paper. I’m now using lettuce leaves and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.  Tomorrow romaines to be seen. I’ve completely finished Netflix and I’m now starting on the internet. Goodbye cruel world.